latent homosexual

One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife. Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears. Almost always: an anal-retentive type.